last thought

pentru că doar cu o leapşă m-aş fi apucat iar de scris…

1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? da’ nu-s.
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? in fiecare dimineata.
3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? i would.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others? prea easy
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? vorbeam cu ai mei părinţi. hotăram să stau la gazdă şi nu la cămin.
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? umbra mea. sau lupu. sau dorina (doar ea mă învaţă la rău)
7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? nu am fost pusă în situaţia asta încă.
8: Are you close with your dad? prea close. da’mi place aşa.
9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? sor-mea. pe frunte.
10: What are you listening to? travelling- paper lions
11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life – what is it? licoare magică ce işi schimba gustul după pofta mea.
12. Do you like hickeys? nici vorbă.
13: What time do you go to bed? 10-11. sau depinde când se ia curentul.
14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? dorina.
15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? nu.
16: Do you always answer your texts? nu. fac cost. doar lu’ amigo îi răspund mereu.
17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? eu nu urăsc pe nimeni. clar?
18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? acu 2 minute.
19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? da. amigo.
20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? sunt studentă.
21: Is anyone else in the room with you? nu.
22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? absolut.
23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? nu cred. poate. sau poate nu.
24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? nu cred că e.
25: In the past week, have you cried? da. din cauza unui gagiu de la x factor australia.
26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing? portocaliu.
27: Do people ever call you by your last name? da. doar stoica. nicu stoica.
28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? lupu. cred că a murit.
29: Do you have a best friend? şi dacă-s mai mulţi?
30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? nu cred.
31: Who was your last call from? broken finger, adică mihai.
32: Are you mad at anyone? îs chiar zen.
33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? da.
34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 24.
35: How many more days until your birthday? 31.
36: Do you have any summer plans yet? da, am.
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? da, am.
38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? nu cred. nu.
39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? nici atât.
40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? nu.
41: Do you think age matters in relationships? nu.
42: Are you available? nu.
43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? niciunu.
44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? nu aş avea.
45: Do you believe exes can be friends? nu cred.
46: Do you regret anything? încă nu.
47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? de ce nu mă sună lupu? eu nu-l sun nici să mă împuşti.
48: Did you ever lose a best friend? da.
49: Was your last kiss a mistake? nu.
50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? it’s complicated :).
51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? sunt prea mândră.
52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? da. dacă mă sună.
53: What was the last thing you ate? o prăjiturică.
54: Did you get any compliments today? da. „te-ai făcut bună, blondo”. autorul e cel mai jme’ unchi al meu.
55: Where are you going on your next vacation? cred că acasă.
56: Do you own anything from other countries? am cel mai mişto cadou din altă ţară. eprubeta mea cu aer pe care mi-a adus-o amigo din franţa. hainele de la neamuri nu se pun :).
57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? băieţi.
58: Where have you lived most of your life? jijilica.
59: When was the last time you took a long drive? în iulie.
60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? da. dar cu alte provocări (banale, ce-i drept) nu cu pupături.
61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? nu. aici avem garduri. şi curţi. păzite de dulăi.
62: Who do you text the most? amigo.
63: What was the last movie you saw? the avengers.
64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? faptul că e pecată în italia, cred. sau poate că-s eu o podoabă nepreţuită şi nu poate renunţa la mine.
65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010? 2.
66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? nu.
67: Do you curse around your parents? n-am loc de mama.
68: Are you happy with where you live? cea mai happy.
69: Do you collect anything? fundiţe furate de pe maşinile din alaiul unor nunţi.
70: What’s your favourite colour? toate. mai puţin galbem şi porcăriile alea de culori neon.
71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone? iubibilă? da. de mihai. nu suportă melodia sau cam aşa ceva.
72: Has anyone ever cheated on you? da.
73: What are your plans for tomorrow? mă trage mama dupa ea la biserică. deci îs la ordinele ei mâine.
74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one? nu.
75: Does your last ex have a job? nu. n-are cum. sau poate e fantomă cu juma’ de normă…
76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship? m-aş c**a pe mine de frică.
77: Where is your cellphone? undeva în apropiere, sunt sigură.
78: What colour is your cellphone? roz.
79: What did you dream of last night? n-am avut timp sa visez.
80: Are you atheist? nope.
81: Will you change your name when you get married? sună mai bine oana stoica…
82: Are you ready for autumn weather? comme ci comme ça.
83: Have you had any big storms recently? nu.
84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing? nu zic.