pentru că doar cu o leapşă m-aş fi apucat iar de scris…

  • 1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now? da’ nu-s.
  •  2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone? in fiecare dimineata.
  • 3: If your significant other smoked pot, would you care? i would.
  • 4: Do you find it easy to trust others? prea easy
  • 5: What were you doing at 11PM last night? vorbeam cu ai mei părinţi. hotăram să stau la gazdă şi nu la cămin.
  • 6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you? umbra mea. sau lupu. sau dorina (doar ea mă învaţă la rău)
  • 7: What would you do if you found out you had been cheated on? nu am fost pusă în situaţia asta încă.
  • 8: Are you close with your dad? prea close. da’mi place aşa.
  • 9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right? sor-mea. pe frunte.
  • 10: What are you listening to? travelling- paper lions
  • 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life – what is it? licoare magică ce işi schimba gustul după pofta mea.
  • 12. Do you like hickeys? nici vorbă. 
  • 13: What time do you go to bed? 10-11. sau depinde când se ia curentul.
  • 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down? dorina.
  • 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both? nu.
  • 16: Do you always answer your texts? nu. fac cost. doar lu’ amigo îi răspund mereu.
  • 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for? eu nu urăsc pe nimeni. clar?
  • 18: When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? acu 2 minute.
  • 19: Is there someone that makes you happy every time you see them? da. amigo.
  • 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? sunt studentă.
  • 21: Is anyone else in the room with you? nu.
  • 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around? absolut.
  • 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now? nu cred. poate. sau poate nu.
  • 24: Is there someone you wish you could fix things with? nu cred că e.
  • 25: In the past week, have you cried? da. din cauza unui gagiu de la x factor australia.
  • 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?  portocaliu.
  • 27: Do people ever call you by your last name? da. doar stoica. nicu stoica.
  • 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now? lupu. cred că a murit.
  • 29: Do you have a best friend? şi dacă-s mai mulţi?
  • 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed? nu cred. 
  • 31: Who was your last call from? broken finger, adică mihai.
  • 32: Are you mad at anyone? îs chiar zen.
  • 33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you? da.
  • 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday? 24.
  • 35: How many more days until your birthday? 31.
  • 36: Do you have any summer plans yet? da, am.
  • 37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex? da, am.
  • 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now? nu cred. nu.
  • 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone? nici atât.
  • 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone? nu.
  • 41: Do you think age matters in relationships? nu.
  • 42: Are you available? nu.
  • 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended? niciunu.
  • 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get? nu aş avea.
  • 45: Do you believe exes can be friends? nu cred.
  • 46: Do you regret anything? încă nu.
  • 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now? de ce nu mă sună lupu? eu nu-l sun nici să mă împuşti.
  • 48: Did you ever lose a best friend? da.
  • 49: Was your last kiss a mistake? nu.
  • 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like? it’s complicated :).
  • 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? sunt prea mândră.
  • 52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed? da. dacă mă sună.
  • 53: What was the last thing you ate? o prăjiturică.
  • 54: Did you get any compliments today? da. „te-ai făcut bună, blondo”. autorul e cel mai jme’ unchi al meu.
  • 55: Where are you going on your next vacation? cred că acasă.
  • 56: Do you own anything from other countries? am cel mai mişto cadou din altă ţară. eprubeta mea cu aer pe care mi-a adus-o amigo din franţa. hainele de la neamuri nu se pun :).
  • 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls? băieţi.
  • 58: Where have you lived most of your life? jijilica.
  • 59: When was the last time you took a long drive? în iulie.
  • 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle? da. dar cu alte provocări (banale, ce-i drept) nu cu pupături.
  • 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house? nu. aici avem garduri. şi curţi. păzite de dulăi.
  • 62: Who do you text the most? amigo.
  • 63: What was the last movie you saw? the avengers.
  • 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex? faptul că e pecată în italia, cred. sau poate că-s eu o podoabă nepreţuită şi nu poate renunţa la mine.
  • 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2010? 2.
  • 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you? nu.
  • 67: Do you curse around your parents? n-am loc de mama.
  • 68: Are you happy with where you live? cea mai happy.
  • 69: Do you collect anything? fundiţe furate de pe maşinile din alaiul unor nunţi.
  • 70: What’s your favourite colour? toate. mai puţin galbem şi porcăriile alea de culori neon.
  • 71: Does the last song you listened to remind you of anyone? iubibilă? da. de mihai. nu suportă melodia sau cam aşa ceva.
  • 72: Has anyone ever cheated on you? da.
  • 73: What are your plans for tomorrow? mă trage mama dupa ea la biserică. deci îs la ordinele ei mâine.
  • 74: Do you have siblings over the age of twenty-one? nu.
  • 75: Does your last ex have a job? nu. n-are cum. sau poate e fantomă cu juma’ de normă…
  • 76: What would you do if you found out your most recent ex was in a relationship? m-aş c**a pe mine de frică. 
  • 77: Where is your cellphone? undeva în apropiere, sunt sigură.
  • 78: What colour is your cellphone? roz. 
  • 79: What did you dream of last night? n-am avut timp sa visez.
  • 80: Are you atheist? nope.
  • 81: Will you change your name when you get married? sună mai bine oana stoica…
  • 82: Are you ready for autumn weather? comme ci comme ça.
  • 83: Have you had any big storms recently? nu.
  • 84: What kind of bottoms are you wearing? nu zic.

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